AH, THE SCHOOL nativity. We all remember the clamour to get some tinsel and a tea towel for our head the night before dress rehearsal. There was always the lucky guy and girl who got to be Mary and Joseph and bring the dolly to the stable. Then there was the tree, or the standard ‘angel’.
Then there are this lot, who probably didn’t take up a career in acting or musical theatre.
1. This little girl who is giving it her all
Though it’s Joseph’s accusing look that makes it.
2. This camel who really doesn’t wanna
Heads up, falling camel.
3. This stable that’s pretty unstable
Well that’s not ideal.
4. These dogs who are sick of it all
Stop humans, STOP.
5. This little girl who needs to learn her range
We sing, don’t shout.
6. These confused kids doing the 12 Days of Christmas
SO MANY NUMBERS. It gets confusing, OK?
7. This Joseph who’s more interested in his feet than the birth of Jesus Christ
8. This Shepherd who just wants to groom his sheep
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