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Friday 22 November, 2024
Friday 22 November, 2024
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15 horror movie clichés that would NEVER work in Ireland
IF HORROR MOVIES were set in Ireland…
1. Nobody would go up the stairs to investigate the noise
2. Bad phone reception would be nothing new
3. The killer would be apprehended by the guards for a minor traffic offense and caught
How do they manage to get off so often?
4. Your neighbours would be in in a dash if they heard any noise or suspicious characters lurking around your gaff
Mostly for a nose, kinda out of concern.
5. The sorority houses wrapped up in the plot would be grim student halls
…and the intruders would get caught by campus security in a jiffy. NON-STUDENT DETECTED, let’s go wreck the buzz.
6. Irish women would immediately find out if their boyfriend was the psycho killer
7. Scary phonecalls would never happen as no one would pick up an unknown call
NICE TRY.
8. Nobody would participate in the Ouija board because of a story they heard at a sleepover
9. Schools would be closed immediately
There’s a killer on the loose targeting high school students? As you were – Horror movies.
There’s a killer on the loose targeting local secondary students? SHUT. IT. DOWN. – Horror movies in Ireland.
10. The motive wouldn’t be a grudge held over years and years, but something petty like not getting you back in rounds in June
11. Any alien sighting would immediately be discussed and speculated on the Adrian Kennedy phoneshow
Anyone else see that light in the sky or…?
12. The Birds would just be seagulls
Eeeeevil.
13. There would definitely be no room for the killer to hide in a little Irish semi-d bathroom
14. Groups wouldn’t split up because nobody could decide what to do
“We go that way?” “I don’t mind, we could go that way, what do you think?”
15. Basically, all suspicious activity would be put down to a bad draught
* slams door*
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