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How Many F**ks Do You Give?

A true test of whether you give a flying one what the world thinks.
8.15pm, 1 Nov 2015
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You're walking along the street with your other half's parents. You then step in some dog s**t. What are you most likely to say?
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"Ah, f**k."
"Oh no!"

"Jesus Christ. Would you look what's happened."
"Ah here."
Do you ever sit on the outside seat on public transport in the hope that nobody will sit beside you because you're being awkward as f**k?
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Yes. Yes I do.
No. They're savages.
Have you ever nipped out to the shop with slippers on instead of shoes?
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Yes, and I don't care what people think
No, never

I own a pair of crocs for such casual shopping purposes
The furthest I would go would be sandals
Your food comes at the restaurant but it's drenched in the sauce you specifically asked to leave out. What do you do?
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Soldier on and just eat it
Eat it but moan and gripe about the tiny problem the whole way through and for half an hour afterwards

Ask the waiter to take it back to the kitchen and replace it
Eat it and then leave a fairly decent tip so you don't cause a fuss
Do you ever use Google Incognito mode when online?
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No. Never. I'm proud of my internet choices
Yes, I do
You see a Facebook status that you 100% disagree with to the point of making you angry. Do you...
Jump right in there with a hot take calling them out on their nonsense
Shake your head but move on

Subtly like any comments underneath that disagree with the person
Block them instantly
Where were you most likely to be sitting in school?
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Right up the front
Middle-to-front

Middle-to-back
Right at the back
And finally... pick a celebrity you would love to go for pints with...
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Graham Norton
Jennifer Lawrence

Marty Whelan
Amy Huberman
Answer all the questions to see your result!
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You scored out of !
You give 0 f**ks
You just don't care. And you're proud of it. Kudos.
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You scored out of !
You give 1 f**k
Most of the time you don't give a flying one. On the odd occasion though, you do seem to show an awareness of those around you. Well done.
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You scored out of !
You give 2 f**ks
A medium amount of f**ks given. Basically, you care about others in situations, but on the odd occasion will call out those that need calling out. You're what holds society together.
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You scored out of !
You give 3 f**ks
The maximum amount of f**ks possible to give. You're aware of what other people are up to and care what they think. In fact, you're lovely.
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