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How Much Of A Mad Yoke Are You?

Are you a madzer or a banter thief?
6.00pm, 11 Oct 2014
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1. So, how are you spending this weekend?
danielleblue
Few pints in the local, you know yourself.
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I'll probably spend it with the family, I've been working all week.

gazeronly
Working.
Mark O\'Toole
Banter man, banter.
2. Pick something to wear to your best friend's hen or stag do
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The novelty t-shirt that was made for you.

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Some 'going out' clothes.
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Your good dress or suit.
3. You're at a festival, pick a band to go see
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Fatboy Slim.
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The National.

Oh you wouldn't have heard of them.
5. Oh God like HOW hungover were you last weekend?
partyearth
I was alright actually.
Enough to put me off drinking this weekend.

Ah, I got over it.
I was in a heap. Absolute rag order. The head on me.
6. You're approaching the road to cross it. What do you do?
hildgrim
Wait for the little green man.
Leg it across when the coast is clear.
7. How do you react to this sign?
arenamontanus
Take a selfie eating and drinking beside it.
Ensure I abide by the rule it is communicating.

I wouldn't really notice it.
8. Finish this sentence. OGGY OGGY OGGY!
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OI OI OI.
No.
Answer all the questions to see your result!
You scored out of !
You're an absolute mad yoke
Go on outta that you mad yoke! Whether it's drinking coffee before bedtime or staying out past the last bus, you just can't be tamed.
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dumptackle
You scored out of !
You're deadly craic
You're some craic when you get going. You're not a complete mad yoke but you'd be up for a shot on a school night.
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blogspot
You scored out of !
You're the banter police
You're too sensible to be a mad yoke but you sometimes leave the office ten minutes early on a Friday if all your work is done. Wowza.
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imgarcade
You scored out of !
You're an absolute dry shite
Why do you hate fun? What did fun ever do to you? You're the person who interrupts a joke to explain why it isn't funny. People in public don't want to deck you though, so that's a plus.
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