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How Posh Is Your House?

Come in and find out.

LET US TELL you.

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1. Which of these most resembles your garden?
3. Do you have a colour-coordinated toilet downstairs?
Yes
No

I don't even have a downstairs bathroom
4. Do you have a shed out the back that you could theoretically live in?
No it's for tools only
It has electricity but I wouldn't chance it

It's far too cold and small
Well, suppose it could be a spare room

What shed?
5. What kind of cutlery do you use when visitors come over?
There are 'nice' spoons but mixed in with the crap ones
Whatever we use, to be honest

Yes, and they come in a little wooden box
Not gonna lie, I wouldn't be confident any were washed
6. What's ya driveway made of?

Some kind of concrete
7. Bar or liquid soap?
8. Is your sofa leather or fabric?
9. Have any walls been knocked?
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Yes
No
10. Can you cook at the breakfast bar?
Yep the stove is in it
No, it's a standard breakfast bar

What breakfast bar?
11. And finally... how do you make coffee if someone wanted a cup?
Cafetiere
Nespresso

Instant
I don't drink coffee but have a mysterious pot
Answer all the questions to see your result!
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You scored out of !
Your house is pretty standard
It's not too fancy but it's not a complete kip. Kudos to you, you're the salt of the earth so y'arr.
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You scored out of !
Your house is a bleeedin' mansion
No, honestly, do you live in a mansion? All your neighbours have serious house envy you jammy shite.
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You scored out of !
Your house is not posh at all
Your house isn't posh, it's bordering on a kip. Soz.
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Nicola Byrne
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