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Quiz: IKEA product or Swedish slang for masturbation?

A surprisingly difficult quiz.

Jun 22nd 2015, 1:45 PM 13,829 Views 4 Comments

Source: Yusuke Kawasaki

SWEDEN’S NATIONAL Association for Sexuality Education (NFSU) recently held a contest to find a new word for female masturbation.

The NFSU announced the winner - ’klittra’ – last week after an online poll. It now wants the word to be entered into the dictionary, which until now had no specific term for masturbation by a woman (but several for men).

However, a number of the other slang suggestions have also been published. To the Irish ear, they sound suspiciously familiar…

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IKEA product
Slang for masturbation
2.
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IKEA product
Slang for masturbation
3.
Yusuke Kawasaki
IKEA product
Slang for masturbation
4.
tox brown
IKEA product
Slang for masturbation
5.
kaktuslampan
IKEA product
Slang for masturbation
6.
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IKEA product
Slang for masturbation
7.
Jonathan Lin
IKEA product
Slang for masturbation
8.
Martin Abegglen
IKEA product
Slang for masturbation
Answer all the questions to see your result!
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You scored out of !
A fantastic score!
You are either an IKEA expert, a native Swedish speaker, or a compulsive masturbator. Either way, congratulations!
Share your result:
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You scored out of !
Pretty good!
That's a great score! You really know the difference between touching yourself and touching your shelf.
Share your result:
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You scored out of !
Hmm, it was a tough quiz
Frankly, could have done better. You need to learn the difference between touching yourself and touching your shelf.
Share your result:

Answers: FLICKOGA is a duvet cover; PYSSLA are beads; GÄSPA is a sheet set; GURLI is a cushion cover. Among the suggestions for a new slang word for female masturbation were: Klittra, Pulla, Runka, Scrolla, Selfa, Fittra, Muffa, Vibba, DJ:a, Jingla.

More: 10 very Irish terms for masturbation>

More: 8 important questions the internet has about masturbation>

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