1. Wondering what’s wrong with you
2. Calculating exactly how many minutes’ sleep you’d get if you became unconscious right at that moment
3. Your thoughts getting a bit… weird
4. Feeling more alone than you’ve ever felt in your life
5. Becoming inexplicably angry at anyone who is asleep, up to and including your own partner
6. All that thinking you need to do? Now is a good time.
7. Thinking about… whatever
8. Considering all the terrible errors you’ve made in your life to date
9. And drawing conclusions from this
10. Becoming obsessed with the arrangement of your bedclothes/bedroom/home
11. Just becoming obsessive, really
12. Not being able to sleep because you’re too busy worrying about not getting enough sleep
13. And finally, Twitter.
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