ANDROID USERS, HOLD your fire, your time will come.
iPhones though, eh? Can’t live with them, can’t live without them. We deserve a medal for sticking them out.
1. For starters, it cost you your life savings and your first born
And you’re STILL in debt.
2. Battery life is your constant battle
You have to plug it in so much, it may as well be a landline.
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3. You’ve lost or broken your way through about 20 chargers
That scrunching. The first sign the end is near.
4. This puts the fear of God in you
5. In fact, you’re always on your guard
6. This is the cause of 99% of your anxiety
7. Autocorrect has provided many awkward moments you would have rather avoided
8. You have to update the iOS what seems like every month but NEVER have the space
Deleting your photos, texts and music is your very own version of Sophie’s choice.
9. The lock button’s main function is to break
This is your life now.
10. and when it does actually work…
11. When you’re lying in bed reading and your screen jumps from portrait to landscape mode and knocks the world as you know it off its entire core
12. You constantly feel bad for not updating your apps
Why not leave them until your phone completely crashes as you attempt to update 76 at once?
14. Apple maps led you to Africa that one time you wanted to go to Dundrum
15. You still have no idea what the iCloud is
But you assume hackers can see everything in it so WHAT’S THE POINT.
16. Everyone without an iPhone is just not worth the hassle
Please, take it to Whatsapp.
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