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What Irish Deli Foodstuff Are You?

Are you a lovely jambon or the manky bread that soaks up the sausage grease?
8.45pm, 15 Oct 2016
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1. Pick a drink to have with your deli order.
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Fanta
Lucozade

Bottled water
Coke

San Pellegrino
Club Lemon
2. Pick a supermarket chain.
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Spar
Centra

Costcutter
Mace

Londis
Gala
3. What's the worst thing that can happen to you at a deli?
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When you can see flecks of other food in your chosen filling
The deli worker using the same knife for different condiments

When your sandwich is poorly cut in half
Seeing someone ahead of you order a horrible sambo
4. Choose a description for your hangover.
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In bits
I feel like boiled shite

In a hoop
I've The Fear

Sick as a small hospital
I've some head on me
5. And finally, crisps or corn snacks?
Crisps
Corn snacks
Answer all the questions to see your result!
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You scored out of !
You're a sweet little hash brown!
Underrated but always enjoyable, with that pleasing triangular shape. Keep on doing you.
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afdr
You scored out of !
You're a plain chicken fillet.
OK, you may be our second choice, and we may like your spicy cousin better but... you're still nice?
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Wikimedia
You scored out of !
You're mayonnaise contaminated with onions and bits of lettuce.
You look good on the outside, but on the inside... It's too horrific to think about.
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globalsources.com
You scored out of !
You're a freshly cooked spicy chicken fillet!
AKA always desired, with the ability to turn an average roll into a religious experience. <3 you.
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Instagram/@sarahscallan
You scored out of !
You're a lovely little jambon!
You brighten up so many lives. Shine on you crazy diamond.
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DailyEdge.ie
You scored out of !
You're the manky eggs they put in breakfast rolls.
You've turned the stomach of many a hungover person in your time. Bleugh.
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Twitter/@YAGIRL_ALEXXX
You scored out of !
You're the last of the wedges that have gotten a bit cold and hard.
You know the ones. Ignored after the lunch rush, destined to end their time in a bin somewhere. It's just so sad.
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Twitter/@ballycolman1
You scored out of !
You're the soggy slice of bread that soaks up the sausage grease.
It's just sad to look at you. You deserve more than being a vehicle for grease :(
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Instagram/scs62
You scored out of !
You're a delectable rotisserie chicken!
There's something so luxurious about buying a whole chicken, and that's exactly what you are. O p u l e n c e!
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Twitter/@TheTeapotSE23
You scored out of !
You're a delish sausage roll!
The one everybody wants. A joy, a treat, and so beautiful, in its own special way.
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