PLEASE NOTE, THIS is not actual medical advice. Well, unless you ask mammy.
1. Flat 7up is basically the ultimate medicine
There is nothing it can’t cure, nothing. The holy grail.
2. A hot water bottle is the most effective pain killer
Show me where it hurts
* applies hot water bottle*
Now.
3. Hot whiskey will sweat it out of you
They say the common cold can’t be cured. They haven’t tried hot whiskey.
4. Guinness can tackle iron deficiency
Let us reiterate, Guinness is good for you.
5. Dry toast eases a distressed tummy
Known to absorb all antibodies and bacteria and icky stuff causing your stomach upset.
6. Fresh air is the ultimate way to finally kick any dose
Few days in the bed, then a bit of fresh air to do you good.
7. Holy water is a natural anesthetic
Bless the affected area with the water, and voila. Your ankle won’t be broken anymore.
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