SO APPARENTLY IRISH men are the ugliest in the world.
According to elite dating website BeautifulPeople.com, Irish men are ranked joint bottom with men from Poland and the UK in terms of who is admitted to use the website.
Sure yeah, we can see where they’re coming from
1. How gross is Aidan Turner?
Put a top on, man.
2. Domhnall Gleeson, wouldn’t touch him with yours
We don’t CARE that he looks like he’d give you a loving lil kiss on the forehead as you both supped pints together in the local.
3. Conor Murray, no thanks
A talented athelete and a ride? Not possible, of course.
4. Colin O’Donoghue, your smile isn’t even THAT great
5. Jamie Dornan? This chap calls himself a model?
6. Colin Farrell? Pass
Who actually likes a bad boy in this day and age?
7. Paul Galvin, your beard isn’t even that cool
8. We’re definitely glad we’re not involved romantically with Michael Fassbender in any shape or form
Ginger beards. So not charming, right?
9. Niall Horan isn’t even cute
Why are we even trying anymore?
10. Kevin McGahern isn’t even SLIGHTLY appealing
Who cares if he looks like an actual puppy?
11. Cillian Murphy is weird looking. There, we said it
Who actually likes cheekbones that look like they were carved by angels?
12. Bernard Brogan? More like Bernard No-gan
13. Thomas Barr, we’d take him or leave him
That dazzling smile is more distracting than anything.
14. Chris O’Dowd probably isn’t even that funny
OK, Irish men can be charming and good looking, but are they even hot if they’re not funny?
15. Conor McGregor can’t dress himself
It’s not like he was one of GQ’s best dressed men or anything.
16. Jonathan Rhys Meyers was never astonishingly good looking
No, absolutely never.
17. Patrick Gibson? Gack
Accept it, we lost.
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