HAPPY INTERNATIONAL MEN’S Day, men of Ireland!
Back in March, when we celebrated International Women’s Day, the cries of
What about us?!
could be heard far and wide.
Now, men of Ireland, it’s your turn.
Here are all of the wonderful things we appreciate about you…
You are great in times of need
Great bunch of lads for the lend of a coat, a shoulder to cry on, or some chips at 2am.
Also fantastic in times of extreme need (ie extreme hangover).
You’re great for a dance
For Irish men, dancing is either all or nothing.
You’re either politely shuffling around the edges of the floor, hoping to Jesus someone won’t start lepping towards you, or you’re GIVING IT SOCKS to Rage Against the Machine or Gangnam Style.
And of course when AC/DC calls, you answer.
You love your mammies
No woman will ever be good enough for you. Now, have you any white washing?
You have simple tastes
Pint of milk, feed of spuds, chicken fillet roll, bit of Pro Evo. Happy out.
The bit of ginge
Is there anything sexier than an Irish man with the big of ginge in his beard. You dancers.
You *think* you fancy women with no make up
God love ye.
Look, they’re all fooling you:
You own a pair of “going out runners” and “your good shirt”
And man alive do you know how to work them!
You’re a pack of charmers
Michael Fassbender, Jamie Dornan, Colin Farrell, Chris O’Dowd… need we go on?
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