ROMANTIC IRELAND IS dead and gone, they said.
But is it really?
1. Just look at this girl’s marvelous response to a lad asking her if she wanted some Irish beef
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2. Or this insight into what Tinder is like in rural Ireland
3. How about this girl’s very public declaration of love for Marty Whelan?
America has John Cusack standing underneath a girl’s window with a boombox. Ireland has girls propositioning Marty Whelan on Winning Streak. You tell us which is more romantic.
4. Ah yes, the frontage question
The cornerstone of any Irish relationship.
5. We excel at coming up with romantic backstories
6. In fact, Mass plays a surprisingly big role when it comes to dating in Ireland
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7. WHERE’S MY HEADLINE?
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8. Let us never forget the time a lad on First Dates Ireland texted his mate to say he was desperately holding in his farts lest they be caught on his mic
A true gentleman.
9. We’re not afraid to namedrop…
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10. And we always come prepared
11. Our chat-up lines are pretty on point
12. We’re not afraid to go after something when we really want it
*writes letter to ridey barman*
13. And, oh yeah, we go there
14. *hopeful face*
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15. And finally… we know exactly how to impress a potential paramour
“Bottle of Buckfact, m’lady?”
SWOON.
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