1. When this shop in Tallaght wrote out this label
Not a single f**k given that day.
2. And that time this store had a completely legit reason to shut it all down
3. When these lads resorted to puns to get people in the door
4. When this crowd weren’t arsed bringing out the calculator for a sign
5. “What will be put on the sign, lads?”
6. When the sun was just too tempting to give a flying one
7. And when they came up with this name
8. “Just put Santy holding a surfboard out front, be grand”
9. When the hangover was too real to give any f**ks
10. And Monday was even worse
11. When Garth Brooks cancelled and this Monaghan shop took it REALLY well
12. “Here, what do we have lying around that we can give away for free?”
13. When this crowd had a more succinct way of putting this
14. And finally… when this Kerry cafe was sick of explaining the random influx of sheep into the jacks
Never change, Irish shops.
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