IRISH SIBLINGS ARE the greatest of all.
1. You’ve been through so much
Who else knows about those mortifying shows you used to put on?
Get up and give us a dance there for nanny.
2. You’re probably less than twelve months apart
They’re not called Irish twins for nothing.
3. You’ve definitely been put in matching clothes at some stage
You can’t overlook that bond, whether you want to or not.
4. They take none of your sh*t
They’re watching you ALL the time. This can only mean you’ll become a better person.
5. They’re not afraid to make a holy show of other
6. But they’re still thoughtful
Well, kinda.
7. They don’t mince their words
8. They admire you
Especially younger siblings, they idolise you, really.
9. They’re up for some serious craic
10. They fight over the silliest things
Who has to sit in the middle during a drive, whose turn is it to wash the dishes, who gets to be the first player on the Sega Mega Drive…
11. They don’t miss a trick
If you were teh youngest in a big Irish family, you’ll have no doubt been used as the experimental one in stupid ideas, been told something tasty was actually disgusting so you’d leave it for your siblings, and of course, the classic:
12. You have someone to back you up when it comes to getting the rents
Or, take the blame.
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