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Tuesday 24 December, 2024
Tuesday 24 December, 2024
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10 very Irish terms for masturbation
1. Tearing The Handle Off Yourself
A visceral image there.
2. Tearing the Mickey Off Yourself
A regional variation on ‘tearing the handle off yourself’.
3. Shining the Wavin
Self explanatory.
4. Diddlin Yourself
One for the ladies. Having a sneaky diddle.
5. A Hand Shandy
A classic.
6. Feeding the Donkey
Our own very Irish take on ‘feeding the pony’.
7. Pulling the Belly Off Yourself
A vigorous pursuit.
8. Flicking the Little Man Outta The Boat
One for the ladies. Use your imagination.
9. Pulling the Plum Off Yourself
Careful now.
10. Going to Town on Yourself
A unisex one this.
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