Sorry Ireland I have let us all down by not being entered in Eurovision again this year.

— Amanda (@AmandaColeen) February 9, 2015

So this is what it must feel like to beat the All-Blacks... #coygig @guesty06 @heathermob @fihayes27 @gemmacrowley pic.twitter.com/GR9NSAmHGS

— Mary White (She/Her) (@mary_white33) August 5, 2014

.@twitter I really wish you would use all that massive amount of data you have on me to figure out I am NOT interested in the world cup!

— Deirdre O'Shaughnessy (@deshocks) June 12, 2014

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy... but I'm on the Late Late Show tonight... and I'm not even joking. (Eek.)

— Louise McSharry (@louisemcsharry) October 31, 2014

I like toddler nephew's approach to own ignorance.If you ask him what unknown animal is he enthusiastically says "I don't know! What is it?"

— Anna Carey (@urchinette) February 3, 2015

Pay Carey's decision to come out today just shows how important Leo Varadkar's decision to come out was - inspired people around the country

— Colette Browne (@colettebrowne) February 13, 2015

Woke up this morning feeling worse than Kanye's PR team the morning after the Grammys.

— Jen Ronan (@JayRow) February 11, 2015

On World Book Day, try not to feel "tsundoku" - the Japanese word for the guilt you feel for buying books but not reading them.

— Sinéad Gleeson (@sineadgleeson) March 6, 2014

STOP SAYING CUPCAKES. THEY ARE BUNS. CATCH A HOLD OF YOURSELVES.

— Emer McLysaght 🏳️‍⚧️ (@EmerTheScreamer) January 22, 2015

If you think that a cafe is an OK place to take your shoes off, call your parents and tell them they failed.

— Nicola (@nicolabyrn3) November 13, 2014

People who put the dot before their replies on Twitter are the lad with the acoustic guitar at a party

— Valerie Loftus (@valerieloftus) July 26, 2014

"A fifty-four foot box, a foot for every tab open in her internet browser"

— ⭐ amy o'connor ⭐ (@amyohconnor) December 31, 2013