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James Blunt has finally revealed what happened with Ed Sheeran and the night Princess Beatrice “cut his face while knighting him” during a party. 

It turns out the tale was all just made up for the lads’ amusement – and it just spiralled out of control from there.

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Speaking to Shortlist Magazine, James told them how one lie became a massive international news story last year:

Ed was drunk, messing around, and he cut himself. We made a fancy story up; people fell for it. It was very embarrassing.

How much of it was made up?

All of it. Apart from the actual scar. It’s bizarre that people fell for it. I blame him. He must be desperate – he’s trying to sell records.

And he was quick to distance himself from any blame:

Yeah, but I didn’t do it! He cut himself and I just patched him up. It’s made him look prettier.

You’re beautifulll, it’s true.

Michael Bublé’s brother-in-law has revealed that the singer’s son Noah is “doing very well” following treatment for his cancer. 

Last year, the sad news came through that the three-year-old had been diagnosed with liver cancer:

Noah’s uncle Dario Lopilato spoke to Argentinian newspaper La Nacion this week:

After these very long months Noah is doing well, very well.

For me it’s very difficult to talk about it. But I believe in God and sought comfort in Jesus Christ and a miracle from God came, from the way it was discovered, after the operation, everything.

Good luck Noah. (DailyMail)

The latest trailer for Keeping Up With The Kardashians reveals more details about the Paris robbery.

And emotional Kim says:

If the elevator doesn’t open in time, I’m f**ked.

And Kris speaks about being a parent in that situation:

As a mom, you wanna keep your kids safe.

It airs on E! in Ireland this coming Monday (Buzzfeed)

And the rest of the day’s celebrity dirt…

• OJ Simpson could be freed from jail “and on reality TV” in 2017. (TMZ)
• Gerald Kean has a new girlfriend. Peel potatoe. (Goss.ie)
• Liam Payne’s latest tattoo pays tribute to his “humble beginnings”. (MTV)
• Mary-Kate Olsen has done a rare interview this week and spoken about life with her husband Olivier Sarkozy. They’re probably… two of a kind. (Mirror)

Yesterday’s Dredge: Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner have ‘called off their divorce’ at the last minute>