YOU KNOW YOU’RE addicted to Just Eat when…
1. Your e-mail inbox is just filled with order confirmations from JustEat
2. As well as invitations to review your recent order
Don’t remind me of my moment in weakness D:
3. Sometimes you wonder why you’re so broke and then you remember that hefty chipper order…
It’s just *so* easy to order.
4. Sometimes you just have to close your eyes and pretend it’s not happening
I would like to apologise to my debit card and bank for what I am about to do.
5. Especially when you’re dying of a hangover
CURE ME, JUST EAT.
6. You know that the wait before Just Eat resumes taking orders is ~excruciating~
7. *waits patiently*
8. And there’s no heartbreak like finding out your favourite takeaway is closed
9. Or like drunk-ordering food and having it arrive when you’re asleep
THE DEVASTATION.
10. You’ll overlook all that, though, because it has saved your life so many times
Just Eat, you da real MVP.
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