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#WHOOPS: Justin Bieber reckons teenage Holocaust victim Anne Frank would probably have been smitten with him. After paying a visit to Amsterdam’s Anne Frank House at the weekend, he wrote in their guest book:

Truly inspiring to be able to come here. Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber.

Well, he DOES have great tunes, tight abs and saggy-crotched trousers all going for him.

The Anne Frank House posted his touching message on Facebook, where typical reaction was along these lines:

If she was still alive today she’d be 84. I highly doubt she’d be a belieber. He’s such a twat.

Ah Justin.

#NAANGELINA: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are weally missing each uvva at the moment, because he’s in America and she’s in the UK attending to trivial matters like the G8 summit.

So she’s been packing his favourite curries from their local takeaway into a private jet and sending them over to him. Ange arranged for a “special consignment” of lamb bhuna, chicken korma and chicken tikka to be thrown together and flown to poor, hungry Brad. Like a giant flying snackbox. (The Sun)

“And if you let us adopt another child, I’ll get you a nice naan bread too.” (Gero Breloer/AP)

#TROLLFOOT: Danny DeVito has been enjoying himself at US music festival Coachella. And his Twitter feed has been AMAZING.

Welcome to the inside of Danny DeVito’s mind.

Bet Blur are morto they didn’t make “great”.

There’s Danny DeVito, chilling with Sigur Ros. Standard.

h/t Buzzfeed

#WHAT?: Tom Cruise bought his Oblivion co-star Olga Kurylenko an exercise bike, and took her to his “SoulCycle” exercise class.

What’s that, you ask? It’s a romantic spinning class “with candles and dim lighting”.

RUN, OLGA. (The Sun)

The moment Tom asked Olga if she wanted to see his squat thrust. (Joel Ryan/AP)

And the rest of the day’s dirt…

• Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne are now living apart, because she says he’s been “getting on my new tits.” (The Sun)
• Harry Styles spent a night with a lapdancer, who later revealed: “He said he’d never seen boobs like mine before.” (Mirror)
• Julianne Hough dipped it low at Coachella, and here are the embarrassing photos. (Mail Online)
• Hugh Jackman’s stalker lobbed a razor at him. Filled with her pubic hair. (NYPost)
• Kerry Katona says she’s got a “heavy left hand”. That’s because it’s got a whopping great new engagement ring on it. (Mail Online)
• And PSY did the Single Ladies dance. Rather well:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZwtlrC-Jzw

YouTube/funfactorpoint

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