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Justin Bieber invited ten girls to his house and gave them chicken nuggets and chocolate. The Beebs brought the lucky lasses back to his rented mansion in Rio, Brazil, where they dined like, er, children. (ONTD)

He had been partying in a nightclub when he decided to bring the fiesta back home, but not before the ladies were asked to sign confidentiality agreements. (Mirror)

Two of the lads from Thor had a dance off on the red carpet. Tom Hiddleston – who plays Loki, and Zachary Levi – who plays Fandral showed off their moves at the premiere. (Extra)

Let’s be honest, the real star of that video isn’t Hiddleston’s swanky ankles, it’s the interviewer and her troubling laugh.

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Miley Cyrus has a new tattoo… and no, it’s not of a foam finger. Celeb tattoo artist Kat Von D inked Cyrus with a portrait of her grandmother. (Mirror)

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Here’s the Granny, for comparison purposes:

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And the rest of the day’s celebrity dirt

•  Brian (nee Bryan) McFadden thinks Huey from Fun Lovin’ Criminals is an ass. No word on what Huey thinks of Brian/Bryan (Twitter) 
• Tom Cruise has denied reports that he every abandoned his daughter Suri (TMZ)
• Jennifer Aniston has cut all her hair off. Women all over the world clutch at their “Rachel” and weep (Daily Mail)
• Miley Cyrus might be getting more tattoos, but Kelly Osbourne is getting hers removed and it looks like it HURTS (Instagram)
• Victoria Beckham made a show of her son Brooklyn on the red carpet. GOD MAM. TUT. SAKE. (E! Online)

Yesterday’s Dredge: What’s coming out of Brian O’Driscoll’s taps?