YEEZUS WALKS, BUT only on ironed carpet.

According to Heatworld.com, Kayne West had a divaesque request for staffers when he appeared on ‘Later, With Jools Holland’ last night.

But what did he want? Oh, nothing much, just to iron the ground he walked on.

Staff were told that his dressing room carpet had to be pristinely straightened, as well as all curtains, flowers and furniture be white.

Oh Kanye, never change.

What’ll he get up to next? Here’s a reminder of five of his most egotistical moments.

1. The moment he met Aziz Ansari

He sounds like he’d be great craic on a night out.

2. The Hurricane Katrina appeal

Never trust Kanye with a teleprompter.

3. The Taylor Swift diss

OBVIOUSLY. Painfully awkward display of pure egotism.

4. Another stage crash

No, wait. Let’s stay on MTV awards for a while. Remember when he crashed the stage after losing to Justice during the 2006 European Music Awards? Of course you do. Kanye? Losing? A foreign concept.

5. He finally wins

Kanye finally walked away with the best Rap Album GRAMMY in 2005. And rightly so.

Everybody want to know what I would do if I didn’t win. I guess we’ll never know.

Well, these are almost as embarrassing as walking into a ‘wrong way’ sign.

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