1. You can’t understand how people want everything to taste of ketchup
Like, every single thing on their plate should taste of ketchup, apparently. If a food item is not touching the ketchup, they dip it right in there.
No other flavour exists for these people.
2. You’ve actually seen people add it to pizzas ffs
The sauce is *already there*. It’s madness.
3. People drench all their chips in ketchup and it ruins it for you when you want to sneak a sly one
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Chips are for sharing, not for ruining.
4. Your family and friends need to understand that you can still like tomatoes and dislike ketchup because they are NOT the same thing
Let’s never compare something like this to ketchup:
5. Because you’ve always struggled to understand why ketchup tastes nothing like tomatoes
At all.
6. The whole glass/plastic ketchup jar debate means nothing to you
And never will.
7. No matter where you are, ordering a burger is plagued with ketchup-based fear
“Can I get no ketchup on that please?”
*opens burger to see ketchup*
8. There’s an assumption that because ketchup is so inherently bland that *everyone* must like it
Oh no.
9. Getting something at the deli is heartbreaking because you see so many rolls drenched in the stuff
Taco sauce is even preferable.
10. And finally… you feel like you’re the only one in the whole world who thinks it’s both too sweet and too thick
That texture.
Please, no.
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