EVERY WEEKDAY MORNING, DailyEdge.ie rounds up the best of the day’s celebrity dirt from the top to the very bottom.

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Khloe Kardashian has described having sex in a private jet, for the rest of us who will never get to try it. FYI, she gave the experience 5/5 and wrote on her website:

Doing it on a private plane is great, especially when there are other passengers on board. It’s part of the thrill!… Everyone obviously knew what was going on in and when I walked out, they asked if we had fun, LOL!!!

So now. She also rated doing it in the back of a moving car (2/5, “hurts my f**king knees”) and on a kitchen counter (5/5, “sexy, thrilling and cold LOL”). (Mirror)

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Louis Tomlinson will pay €3million in child support to his newborn son, Sydney Rain. The Sun reports that Louis is paying €5,500 a month rent for a house for Sydney and the baby’s mother Briana Jungwirth, plus another €7,500 monthly for clothes and other expenses. That’s a total of €3million or so over time.

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Miley Cyrus is starring in Woody Allen’s new series. The ageing Hollywood icon, known for starring alongside much younger women, has cast Miley and Elaine May in the new show he’s making for Amazon Video.

And she’s so happy about it, she shared this giant terrifying Woody Allen face that is apparently by her bed.

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And the rest of the day’s dirt…

• Kris Jenner got a pie in the face, big style. (Buzzfeed) 
• John Krasinski talked about being a new father, and melted a lot of hearts. (People)
• Ellie Goulding almost drowned in a frozen lake. (The Sun)
• Wayne Rooney posted a photo of his newborn son. (Twitter)
• Katy Perry and… Orlando Bloom? (Mirror)

Yesterday’s Dredge: Nadia Forde is sick of being sent d**k pics>