Sunday 22 December, 2024

Here's how to NOT launch a lifeboat, ever

Right so, at least they tried.

LISTEN. THE POINT of a lifeboat is to save people, not send them spiralling into the air in a rather uncomfortable-looking ricochet.

In all fairness, we’d still rather be on this that a sinking ship.

As you were.

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Tiny pug puppy unwittingly gives away her escape route>

A rather embarrassing eight-letter word popped up on Countdown today>

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Nicola Byrne

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Here's how to NOT launch a lifeboat, ever

Tiny pug puppy unwittingly gives away her escape route>

A rather embarrassing eight-letter word popped up on Countdown today>