1. You’ll never quite master what all of the symbols on your washing machine mean
Some of them might as well be hieroglyphics.
*throws everything in on 40 degree wash and hopes for the best*
2. No matter how long you live in your gaff, you’ll never be fully sure which light switch goes to which light or room
3. You’ll never be certain of the difference between tea, dinner and supper
“Tea comes before supper. No wait, maybe I have that wrong.”
4. Or the difference between fahrenheit and celsius
You will never not be confused when someone on a TV show claims that 30 degrees is cold.
5. You might technically be a grown adult, but you still haven’t a bull’s notion what all these symbols mean
So many triangles and ‘x’ symbols! What could they possibly mean?
6. What is and isn’t microwave safe
Your attitude to using the microwave: wing it and keep your fingers crossed.
7. What letter comes next in the alphabet
You may be able to drink, drive, play the Lotto, get married and have a child, but you still have to recite the entire alphabet to figure out what letter comes next.
8. What line comes next in Mass
You’ll never get to grips with “And with your spirit.” Never.
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