IT’S A TOUGH life.
1. There’s barely any room for you on the sofa because it looks like this
2. The house is like a sauna when you get home
Oh, the heat? It’s only been on ALL DAY.
3. They’re constantly trying to warm their icy feet on you
4. They say this one phrase over and over again
“It’s freeezing”.
Yeah, YOU MENTIONED.
5. Do you feel that draught?
NO, NO YOU DON’T. But you’ll get up and check all the windows and doors to please them.
6. They never have enough clothes on them
So you’ve to give up your scarf, hat, gloves, coat, to keep them happy.
7. You make tea like it’s going out of fashion
8. Bed is a constant battle for the duvet
That you lose.
9. Combining a hot water bottle and an electric blanket, you may just perspire to death
10. You’ve often caught them doing nothing but sitting against the radiator
11. And trying to get them up in the morning is a task you don’t take lightly
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