THE ROMANCE WAS up to ninety on last night’s episode of Love/Hate…
“Sorry, my breath smells”
Siobhán welcomes Pauley into the flat for a bit of lámh dropping and gob lobbing, but has to apologise for her ‘morning breath’.
He’s fresh from ‘whacking’ Patrick (or so he thought) so doesn’t give a monkeys. And he’s not alone:
“Don’t be kissing me in front of anyone”
Nidge begins one of his trademark charm offensives, making Janet weak with his sweet nothings.
He follows it swiftly with…
“Blow job be out of the question?”
STAY BACK LADIES! JANET SAW HIM FIRST!
Janet leaves the room and returns with a towel. Nidge asks what it’s for and she reveals…
“Me knees are at me”
It wasn’t long before the knees had their own Twitter account.
“I have to go and meet your uncle”
Pauley’s pillow talk to Siobhán is second to none. He does, however, promise to come back to her bed after visiting Uncle Nidge. Dream lover.
“I’m going off to f**k a young one…
… cos that’s what I like to do when I do a job”.
Pauley there, heading back to Siobhán. QUICK, BRUSH YOUR TEETH SIOBHÁN.
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