MADE IN CHELSEA returns tonight for its fifth season, and it has certainly burrowed its way into the hearts and minds of many a television watcher.

If you are not one of those people, now is the perfect time to delve in.

Here is why you should watch Made in Chealsea tonight.

No matter what you’re into, there is someone for you to fancy

Seriously, this programme is ridealicious.  Whether you want a slightly nerdy nice guy (Francis) or a fashionable hipster (Proudlock) or a gorgeous glamourpuss (Millie), there is definitely someone for you to drool over in this cast.

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People are always cheating on each other, and they always get their comeuppance

It’s incredibly satisfying.

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The poshness is ludicrous and highly entertaining

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They do ridiculous things like break into song mid show

Seriously, they’ll be at a party, and then suddenly one of the characters will be up singing with the band.

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Jamie, Francis and Proudlock are the best trio on telly

This is not an actual scene from the show, but it’ll certainly give you an indication of what they’re all about.

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Spencer is a massive jerk and you will love to hate him

It’s like he literally can’t stop himself from screwing people over.

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There’s always a couple to root for

Last season it was Jamie and Sophia, undoubtedly there’ll be a new pairing this time around.

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They don’t take themselves too seriously

They know the whole thing is slightly ridiculous, as this promo indicates.

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