1. This mam who is riding the emoji train and is ALMOST AT THE STATION
2. This mam who felt ‘chocolate covered strawberry’ was a more logical explanation
3. This mam who is deep in the Emoji Matrix
4. This mam who is full-on living that emoji life, all day
5. This mother with an inexplicable cow obsession
6. This mam who had a bit of time on her hands, so she built a zoo with bees and dragons
7. This mam deploying the ‘flirt eyes’ emoji with killer effect
8. This mam who should not have been told about the Secret Penis Emoji
9. And this wonderful, wonderful mam
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