GUYS. MATTRESS MICK and Richie Kavanagh have a song out.

Yes, the lads behind Aon Focal Eile and, er, mattresses, have teamed up to create the Ballad of Mattress Mick.

Please watch this and no, you cannot possibly get those three minutes of your life back

https://www.facebook.com/MattressMick/videos/782998438514362/

We have some questions:

1. Where exactly is Richie Kavanagh trying to go?

There are no roads there, Richie. Mattress Mick is in Dublin.

2. Since when is Mattress Mick a magician?

Cool graphics, bro.

3. Please, explain yourself tin-whistle playing sheep

4. OOOh, OK, so he’s Willy Wonka

Does the lad on the left know the lyrics at all?

5. OK, a few things

1. Are these Irish dancers photoshopped in?
2. Why is Mick there in cardboard form? Surely he’s around to get in the shot.
3. Why are there Irish dancers, at all?

The girl on the left is just about to fire her agent.

6. This Oompa Loompa is literally tied to the bed

EXCUSE ME GO BACK TO THAT SHOT.

What are we getting up to there, ladies?

7. Was Mrs Brown not available?

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