EVERY WEEKDAY MORNING, DailyEdge.ie rounds up the best of the day’s celebrity dirt – from the top to the very bottom.

 #ACHY BREAKY Can we all just take a moment and pay homage to this headline from the Daily Mail:

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YAWN Miley. Put ‘em away love etc.

Come on now Daily Mail, she’s hardly topless, pressing a cooling rack to her bosom.

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Even if the photoshoot does give us a glimpse of Miley’s (covered) breasticles and (covered) “derriere”, it’s a damn sight more pleasing to the eye than this:

One of these days we’ll get sick of that GIF. Today is not that day.

#GLARY Glenda Gilson‘s been in London hanging out with the X Factor lads ahead of Saturday’s TV return.

Look how much taller than Gary Barlow she is!

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She was also hobnobbing with Sharon Osbourne and Louis Walsh.

From this picture we can deduce that Louis Walsh is taller than Gary Barlow. Don’t say we never tell you the good stuff. THIS IS THE GOOD STUFF!

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#MARRDY BUM Danielle Meagher/Marr – the Dublin Wives star who was the first person booted out of the Celeb Big Brother house this week – has made at least one enemy.

Dancing pixie Louie Spence…

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… has called Danielle a “stupid b***h” after she had a go at him about taking money from his parents. (Mirror)

Louie is now the second person up for eviction, so it sounds like there’s two of them in it.

And the rest of the day’s celebrity dirt…

•  Clint Eastwood and his wife have announced that they’re separating (CBS) 
• Speaking of Clint Eastwood, the ‘personal life’ section of his Wikipedia page is quite the read
• Fergie and Josh Duhamel have called their new baby son Axl (TMZ)
• Kyle Jenner has crashed her brand new SUV. Has our “KARKRASHIANS” hashtag ever been more appropriate? (Daily Mail)

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