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9 great ways to react to Miley Cyrus's new haircut

Angry? Sad? Confused? It’s up to you – and your essential guide is right here.

PERHAPS YOU WERE preoccupied with the Olympics, or the weather, or, you know, the earthquake in Iran.

But in case you hadn’t noticed, Miley Cyrus HAS A NEW HAIRCUT.

She ditched her previous bouffant look for a new blonde, short cut…

... and the internet went crazy. Some people were sad. Some were angry. Some were just confused and adrift in this crazy, crazy world.

So here's our guide to the 9 key reactions to Miley's new barnet:

9 great ways to react to Miley Cyrus's new haircut
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  • The 'Tough Guy'

  • The 'No Boundary Issues Here'

  • The 'Stalwart'

  • The 'Winning With Logic'

  • The 'Philosopher'

  • The 'Oceanographer'

  • The 'Pensive'

  • The 'Observant'

  • The 'Understandable'

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Michael Freeman

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