EVERY WEEKDAY MORNING, DailyEdge.ie rounds up the best of the day’s celebrity dirt – from the top to the very bottom.

Miley Cyrus has pornographic pumpkins for Halloween. Because of course she does. She calls them ‘pornkinz’, and they’re outside her house to welcome (we guess) any passing children.

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She also dressed up as Lil’ Kim. Here’s the original for comparison.

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Rihanna got a tattoo to cover up her other tattoo. She had a Maori design put on her hand three weeks ago. Now she’s decided she doesn’t like it. So she flew her tattoo artists 11 hours to the Dominican Republic to put on a new one. (Buzzfeed)

Here it is:

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Nicolas Cage outbid Leonardo DiCaprio for a dinosaur skull. He paid $270,000 for the Tyrannosaurus bataar skull back in 2007 – trouncing his rival actor in the process – but it’s emerged that the skull may be stolen and could be confiscated. (Vanity Fair)

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David Arquette drunk-dialed a US radio show and said we are all ‘droplets of God’. The former husband of Courteney Cox called up shock jock Howard Stern to talk through a few things. 

I’m wasted. I threw a wrap party for this film… This isn’t the first time I’ve called you [...] We’re all gods in our own way. We’re all droplets of God… The whole game is to entertain God. God created us all. God is love. This is the best feeling… It’s all the same.

(ONTD)

David Arquette takes a selfie. AP / Press Association Images AP / Press Association Images / Press Association Images

And the rest of the day’s dirt…

• Ireland Baldwin has apologised, sort of, for wearing a Native American costume for Halloween. (Twitter)
• A new musical tells the life of Jesus through the music of Britney Spears. (ONTD)
• Celine Dion said some things about Muslims coming to Canada. (ONTD)
• Lady Gaga said she is “tortured” by fame. (Metro)
• Michael Flatley still ogles hot women, despite being married. “I admire beauty in everything, and women are the most beautiful things in our world,” he said. (Irish Mirror)

Yesterday’s Dredge: Kanye West thinks Kim Kardashian is more influential than Michelle Obama>