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THIS POLICE OFFICER may have missed his true calling as a creative writer.
Last Sunday, Shaina Leigh Zarko and Brittany Michelle Eisman, both 22, were arrested for getting into a scuffle at the Aquarius Hotel in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.
There was nothing else to it, but officer William Heine put together this concise, to-the-point report to eloquently sum it up.
Both share a baby daddy. They locked horns like bulls on the stairs to the Aquarius.
Saturday 28 December, 2024
Saturday 28 December, 2024
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Is this the best police report ever written?
THIS POLICE OFFICER may have missed his true calling as a creative writer.
Last Sunday, Shaina Leigh Zarko and Brittany Michelle Eisman, both 22, were arrested for getting into a scuffle at the Aquarius Hotel in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.
There was nothing else to it, but officer William Heine put together this concise, to-the-point report to eloquently sum it up.
…and that was all that was said about that.
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h/t Gawker
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