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Thursday 26 December, 2024
Thursday 26 December, 2024
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Morrissey just sickened the internet with this sex scene from his novel
HAVE YOU HAD your breakfast?
Best to make sure it’s fully digested before you subject yourself to this extract from Morrissey’s first novel List of the Lost.
Hold us, dear readers. We have the bawks.
“copulation“
“clamorousrollercoaster coil”
“barrel-rolled across Ezra’s howling mouth”
“pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation”
“smacked its way in every muscle”
“central zone”
The sex writing is Not Good. The book, by all accounts, is also Not Good.
The Guardian warns:
The Daily Beast calls it a “bizarre, misogynistic ramble”.
Book critic Julic McDowell tweeted:
And the sex scene. Oh the sex scene…
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And please, spare a thought for all the Elizas and Ezras out there:
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