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14 of the most frightfully middle class things ever

So many notions.

A FEW WEEKS ago, Myleene Klass shared e-mails sent by parents from her children’s school.

They were pretty much the most middle class thing ever.

But those e-mails were just the tip of the iceberg.

May we present the most middle-class things to ever happen.

Ever.

1. “Oh, we don’t carve pumpkins. We carve peppers.”

2. This cry for help

3. The invention of ironing water

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4. Because what child hasn't wished for a miniature model of Waitrose Fresh Organic Full Cream

5. This terrifying headline that will shake you to your core

6. This magazine

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7. This unconvincing gangster tattoo

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8. This nugget of advice to someone's younger self

Touching. Inspirational.

9. These crisps

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10. BEWARE.

11. This sickeningly posh bone for your bloody dog

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12. This very threatening graffiti

13. Biscotti - for the discerning baby

14. And finally, chorizo

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Just in general.

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