A FEW WEEKS ago, Myleene Klass shared e-mails sent by parents from her children’s school.
They were pretty much the most middle class thing ever.
But those e-mails were just the tip of the iceberg.
May we present the most middle-class things to ever happen.
Ever.
1. “Oh, we don’t carve pumpkins. We carve peppers.”
2. This cry for help
3. The invention of ironing water
17.99
4. Because what child hasn't wished for a miniature model of Waitrose Fresh Organic Full Cream
5. This terrifying headline that will shake you to your core
6. This magazine
7. This unconvincing gangster tattoo
8. This nugget of advice to someone's younger self
Touching. Inspirational.
9. These crisps
10. BEWARE.
11. This sickeningly posh bone for your bloody dog
12. This very threatening graffiti
13. Biscotti - for the discerning baby
14. And finally, chorizo
Just in general.
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