HEY, GOOD NEWS if you’re in the market for a mysterious evil book.
There’s one up for sale on DoneDeal.ie, and it sounds IDEAL.
The Waterford-based book looks every bit the horror story, with the seller saying:
Book of unknown origin. I want to get rid of it because it creeps the hell out of my mother.
She says it’s mostly the low humming it produces and taste of copper in her mouth she gets when she sees it is a bit much. I’d be happy to give it away to anyone who wants it.
It does come with some guidelines:
It’s best not to wear religious iconography or silver around the book that tends to get on its nerves. It hisses when in the proximity of hello magazine or when people say gif like it starts with a J so it can’t be all bad like.
While holding the book it’s best not to cross running water or make direct eye contact with a crow.
Potential buyers will also have to go through a short ritual.
If you do decide to take the book there will be a bit of a ritual involved , it won’t take long at all but it does involve a lot of spit and root vegetables so if that’s to weird for you I understand.
It all sounds legit, and better yet, it’s completely free.
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