8 people who have already failed spectacularly at keeping a New Year's resolution

It’s ok, the first of January doesn’t really count…

OR DOES IT? Whatever your stance, you can’t deny that this lot have some making up to do.

Maybe try to start from Monday…

1. PROPER hard resolution in fairness

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2. This one was never going to work on a day like this

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3. Nor this

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4. No idea

first resolution broken. i can't help myself. all those bags of frozen vegetables feel so good against naked skin. sorry, tesco metro.
— euan mccolm (@euanmccolm) January 1, 2015

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5. We’ve all been there

I've just broken me first resolution... Can you guess what it was?

*hides empty Pringles tube*
— Fat Brenda (@fatbrenda) January 1, 2015

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6. This was never going to happen

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7. Why is everyone aiming so high

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8. It’s all getting too much now

Be more realistic next year.

My New Years resolution is to not make resolutions, which is in itself a resolution I've now broken before midnight. We're right on course.
— Aly Walansky alywalansky.substack.com (@alywalansky) December 31, 2014

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