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Niall Horan loves a big mammy-style feed at Christmas. His mum Maura has given an interview in which she describes “doing his washing and cleaning” and also cooking up a big country feed at Christmas:

Niall loves a family Christmas and all the food. We keep it very traditional, with turkey, ham and all the veg. I spend the day steeping the peas and mash and roast potatoes!

This mammy’s-boy image may just be part of Maura’s continuing quest to mortify young Niall, after saying he’s not ready for a girlfriend. (Mirror)

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Jennifer Lawrence’s maid found a pile of butt plugs under her bed. No, it’s not what you might think. She told Conan O’Brien:

Somebody as a joke bought me a bunch of butt plugs. I had a copious amount of butt plugs. Tons of butt plugs. All different kinds of colors and the maid was coming, so I was like, ‘Well I’ll just shove this under the bed so she doesn’t see all these butt plugs.’ She might not know they are for a joke.

But the unthinkable happened.

Then I came back and all of them were brought out of the bed and were in this beautiful display on my bedside table.

Morto. (E! Online)

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Will Ferrell is a big old One Direction fan. Speaking after the Anchorman cast met the boy band on Saturday Night Live, Ferrell told an interviewer about his feelings.

They’re dream boats. I mean, I don’t want to start any controversy… Niall is very personable. Harry is known for that great head of hair. They’re both dream boats, let’s face it. And, Zayn, once you look in to his eyes, it’s lights out.

We feel you, Will. We feel you. (Entertainmentwise)

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And the rest of the day’s dirt…

• Britney Spears prefers writing to typing, guys, FYI. (Twitter)
• Danny O’Reilly from the Coronas and Aobhinn McGinnity aka Trish from Love/Hate are having a thing. (Irish Mirror)
• Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen went to visit Santa and sat on his knee. (DailyEdge.ie)
• Demi Lovato is leaving US X Factor. (People)
• Jonah Hill made Leo DiCaprio throw up on set. (ONTD) 
• And Kim Kardashian wore a bikini again. (Mail Online)

Yesterday’s Dredge: Katy Perry caught rapid lip-syncing and forced to restart>