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Starbucks Ireland are launching their most notiony coffee yet

They’ve officially lost the plot.

STARBUCKS HAVE ANNOUNCED two new menu items, and they sound as NOTIONY.

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The first is the Burnt Caramel Latte. Doesn’t sound so bad, right? Once the milk isn’t burned. A quick search would have us believe that it tastes a bit like a creme brulee.

Acceptable.

But what’s the latter?

A PISTACHIO AND ROSE MOCHA.

PISTACHIO

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ROSE

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COFFEE

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MOCHA

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It supposedly tastes like chemically ” fabricated cherries” and a “Turkish delight in a cup”.

And hold on… people are actually enjoying it

WHAT NEXT, we cry.

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