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#THEY’RE BRINGIN’ SEXYBACK Justin Timberlake was at the White House this week serenading the Obama’s with a rendition of Otis Redding’s (Sittin’ on) The Dock of the Bay.

Timbersnake was in Washington for an event honouring Memphis Soul and Obama was his usually Daddy Cool self, sashaying in his seat and crooning along, all the while doing some minor lámh drops on wife Michelle.

Daughters Sasha and Malia were there too, no doubt a tiny bit morto (hey, they are teenage girls after all).

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#HEATHCLIFF, IT’S ME AND I’M GETTING A CBE Kate Bush was one  of the guests at honour at the Queen’s gaff at Windsor yesterday as she was awarded a CBE.

Bush is not often seen in public (no sniggering) and she didn’t speak to journalists at Windsor Castle, but she did release a statement in which she said she was “thrilled” with the honour and joked that she might put it on top of the Christmas tree (BBC).

Kate Bush is set to release a limited edition version of Running Up That Hill next week for Record Store Day. (Guardian)

And now we’re hoping you’ll have Running up that Hill stuck in you head all day.

You could do a lot, lot worse. (Call Me Maybe for example. ARGH now we’ve gone and ruined it. Sorry).

Out on the wiley, windy… er… carpet (Lewis Whyld/PA Wire)

#THEY THINK IT’S ALL OVER Has Niall Horan traded in his Mullingar FC shirt for a Newcastle United one?

Of course not, you silly billies, but he has been kicking the ball around with the Newcastle players while visiting the city to perform with One Direction.

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Of course, Harry Styles had to go one better and take his top off, displaying his frankly bizarre collection of tattoos. Eejit.

And the rest of the day’s celebrity dirt…

• Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham wants $2 million for the sex tape she made with porn star James Deen. Ick (Us Weekly)
• P Diddy says he’s not doing the dirty with Kate Upton (TMZ)
• Beyoncé’s gone blonde. She still looks good, the cow (Mirror)
• The Malawian government has blasted Madonna for “demanding special treatment” on her visits there (Sky News)
• Wayne and Coleen Rooney have to go to the ATM just like the rest of us. Vindication (Daily Mail)

Did you miss yesterday’s Dredge? Then you missed Judge Judy in a bikini>