
AN OKLAHOMA TEACHER was arrested after she showed up to her first day of work drunk and wearing no pants. Oops.
Lorie Ann Hill, 49, was discovered slumped at a desk in an empty classroom by colleagues, pantsless and shoeless.
“She was found in an empty classroom by an assistant principal,” Bob Haley, police chief at the Wagoner Police Department told ABC News. “He found her with no pants on. He has never seen her before.”
She later admitted to drinking vodka and orange juice en route to the school.
The school noted that it was strictly a professional day and no students were present, but no word yet on whether she will face any disciplinary action.
Oh, girl.
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