DailyEdge praises those who rocked the week in celebland, while keeping a watchful eye on those who should just log off forever. 

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Losers

Shane Lynch

Shane Lynch, why? The former Boyzone member has entered the Celebrity Big Brother house, delaying his former band’s 25th anniversary tour. How dare he.

Caitlyn Jenner

Caitlyn Jenner only just made it into our losers this week. Why? Well, mostly her comments about her two daughters, Kendall and Kylie.

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Speaking to Piers Morgan, Caitlyn said she doesn’t talk to the Kardashians anymore, and the only ones she’s ‘concerned with’ anymore are her daughters.

They are my biological kids. I spent 23 years carting them around.

Very touching. They sound like shopping bags.

She also admitted that she didn’t trust the Kardashian family and didn’t tell them about her surgery.

I had already been living as Caitlyn for a year and a half, OK? I didn’t want them to leak it to the press, OK? There was no reason for them to know about it, of course I didn’t trust them.

That is your daughters’ family, Caitlyn!

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However, she’s a bit of a winner for calling Piers out on his trans-phobic quips. Hey, give us a break, celebrities didn’t do anything crap this week.

Winners

Meghan Markle

Meghan found out this week that she has a bit of Irish in her. Who doesn’t? Still, we can dine out on this one for the next few months at least.

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According to The Geneaology Show, Lorna Maloney found that Meghan is related to Galway woman Mary McCague. She was originally from Ballinasloe, but raised her daughters in Malta in Victorian times.

Well for ya, Meghan.

Paris Hilton

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Excuse me, if you don’t know why Paris had a good week why are you even reading the DailyEdge? The heiress got engaged, and she’s only delighted about it.

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The rock apparently cost circa €1.7 million, and it is bigger and brighter than your future.

Khloe Kardashian

Khloe had a good week, confirming her pregnancy and doing a little press tour around it. But the reason I’ve picked her as a winner is this story she told on the Ellen DeGeneres Show.

Khloe explained that the most rebellious thing she did as a teen was steal her mam’s car and set it on fire.

I stole my mom’s car, and then it caught on fire. UGH, it was in valet, and this girl caught her husband cheating on her so she lit his car on fire, which caused my car to go on fire.

Well, that’s a grand explanation for mam.

Last week’s winners and losers: Phillip Schofield, Brian McFadden, and Kylie Jenner…>