This describes the true pain of getting rid of a disastrous one night stand

Coyote ugly.

SAM SMITH’S HIT song Stay With Me opens with the lyrics:

Guess it’s true I’m not good at a one night stand…

But it goes on beg the object of his affections to stay with him, perhaps engage in some light spooning etc.

But what about those conquests you just want to see the back of?

This parody video (with a bonus starring role by Damian from Mean Girls) sums up that nightmare.

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A ‘fake policeman’ was caught after stopping a real officer for speeding

This tiny horse just wants to get into the police station, OK?

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Emer McLysaght

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one night stand

please go home

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This describes the true pain of getting rid of a disastrous one night stand

A ‘fake policeman’ was caught after stopping a real officer for speeding

This tiny horse just wants to get into the police station, OK?