THIS MAN GOT arrested somewhere (it seems) in Australia. By the looks of it, sometime over the past 30 years or so.
He is a real-life Ron Burgundy. And he gets arrested like a gentleman.
Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest [...] GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS [...] What is the charge, eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal? Ah, yes, sir, I see that you know your judo well. And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?
We do not know what happened to this man or why he was being arrested. But we sincerely hope that somewhere, right now, he is shouting at someone.
via Gawker
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