Fish In The Microwave Lady
She has some leftover Donegal Catch she plans on enjoying at her desk. Please, allow her to ensure its delicious scent permeates the entire office, and your clothes, and your soul.
I’m Calling From Your Bank With A Survey Man
Why do they always ring at 3.17pm? When you are genuinely busy at work and have to do that embarrassed half walk/half run out of the office furiously whispering that it’s “NOT A GOOD TIME”.
They’ll threaten to ring you back, and mark our word, they will ring you back.
Awkward Lift Woman
You almost made it into the lift on your own, free to examine yourself in the mirror and check your phone four times, forgetting each time that you are out of coverage. Bliss.
But then Awkward Lift Woman catches the door at the last minute, forcing you to endure six excruciating floors of small talk and forced smiles.
Not Moving Down The Bus Lad
Hassled commuters are bunched up near the doors and he’s lounging at the bottom of the stairs, inviting death stares.
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Not Letting You Into The Lane Girl
We’ve all been there. Three lanes suddenly turn to two, and we’re all expected to merge like adults.
Not Letting You Into The Lane Girl doesn’t get it though. She thinks you’re cutting in, not merging. Somehow you’re getting the better of her and she’s not happy about her.
Cutting In Man
LOOK AT HIM TRYING TO CUT INTO YOUR LANE! What a f**king chancer!
Self Service Checkout Lady
There are unexpected items in her bagging area, she’s struggling to find the barcode on her box of cornflakes, and she hasn’t even considered taking her wallet out before it’s time to pay.
How dare she not shove everything into her bag in a panic, breaking her eggs and dropping all of her change in the process.
Door Knocking Politician/Salesman Types
You’ve just settled down to enjoy your chops and spuds in front of Six One and KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK.
It’s 100% okay if you hide behind the curtains until they’re gone. No judgement here.
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