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What Percentage Wagon Are You?

Accurate results only.
6.00pm, 19 Mar 2016
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FIND OUT HERE.

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1. You're in a WhatsApp group and that bitch Siobhain just said something stupid. What do you do?
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Ah, typical Siobhain
Set up another group to slag her

Try to back her up, even though you don't like her she made a show of herself.
Drop in some subtle shade to make things worse
2. You see the person you KNOW your mate fancies on a night out and they immediately come on to you. What to do?
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Flirt back, it's an ego boost after all
Give them the shift, sure it's a dog eat dog world

Politely decline, and say no more about it
Text said friend to humblebrag but promise nothing would ever happen
3. Pick some earrings
Tiffany\'s

4. How do you feel about toilet queues?
Eh, they're annoying, obviously?
They're the best place to make friends

How can I skip this one?
A sad fact of life
5. You're walking around Supervalu and see an old schoolmate you never really got on with. So you...
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Stop to chat with them hoping their lives are shit now
Avoid them like the plague

Give them a silent nod and pretend that stopping is completely out of the question
6. You are out with an old friend you haven't seen in a while. About 20 minutes in the ride you fancy rings you...
You'd accept it immediately, obviously
Leave it until you get home. Waiting is good for them

Tell your friend all about them as you text back
7. Finally, pick some sunglasses

Answer all the questions to see your result!
You scored out of !
You are 0% wagon
Well aren't you just the soundest? Wanna be friends?
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You scored out of !
You are 21% wagon
OK, so you have some wagon tendencies, but you're mostly bang on.
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You scored out of !
You are 50% wagon
You're half and half. You become a wagon when someone pisses you off, it's the right thing to do.
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You scored out of !
You are 71% wagon
You're a bit of a wagon now, let's be honest. You have a nice side, but your Resting Bitch Face pretty much nulls that.
Share your result:
You scored out of !
You are 92% wagon
You absolute wagon. Would you catch a hold of yourself you aul bitch. You only have a teeny redeeming quality, which is that some people just enjoy your bitchiness.
Share your result:
You scored out of !
You are 100% wagon
You absolute wagon. Would you catch a hold of yourself you aul bitch.
Share your result:

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