1. The tragedy of being given this to put in your tea
2. The anger when you see someone has left an empty carton of milk back in the fridge
3. The patriotic rage when you see Tayto and Barry’s Tea being described as “British”
4. A green pint of Guinness. A. Green. Pint.
Sacrilege.
5. The disappointment when you look down and see your fake tan has come off
6. The million ughs you mutter when you get a letter from these guys
7. When you’re on the M50 and you see this…
8. BUT I JUST WANT TO WATCH THE TELLY
9. The contempt you feel for Ryanair when they charge you for exceeding luggage size
10. The depression when you realise the midges have come after you
11. OH, ENNIS IS IN THE UK, IS IT?
12. Were you born in a bloody barn? CLOSE THE DOOR
13. When you ask for Irish tea and are handed this…
If it’s not Barry’s or Lyon’s, it can GTFO.
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