Pintman Paddy Losty is a phenomenon of 2017 – if you’re not familiar, enjoy 30 memes or more and one for yourself here. But how do you live up to the aura and legend that is Pintman in the modern day? Find out for yourself here with this scientific assessment:
Firstly, how do you pronounce crisps?
@jojubs
The normal way, obviously
Crips
And would you be having King or Tayto with your porter?
irishamericanmom
Tayto
King
No crisps for me, thanks
Select a brand of peanuts to go with it...
M&S
Could we interest you in a pint of water right now?
Shutterstock
Yeah, sure
Get out of it
Now, choose a pint on instinct alone...
Nick Richards flickr
Matthew Hurst flickr
@regconnolly
Who makes the best fry?
Larry Koester
Myself
My mam
Maureen
How many pints will you be having tonight then?
Angie Garrett flickr
Just the quiet one for me
A couple, have to head home early
30 or more, and one for yourself
You scored out of !
You're 0% Pintman!
Not a drop, young fella. Away with ye.
You scored out of !
You're 50% Pintman!
15 pints and one for yourself.
You scored out of !
You're 92% Pintman!
Haven't quite mastered the 30 or more, but you're well on your way young one. Keep up the good work, and we'll be seeing you down Hyne's.
You scored out of !
You're 100% Pintman!
Ah, c'mere to me. 30 or more on the slate for this one - and a packet of crips too.
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